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My Favourite BBQ Quotes (Dad Joke Lovers Will Approve)

I love BBQ quotes, it doesn't matter if they are funny, motivational, corny, stupid or just about the delicious food itself!

If it's about barbecue, grilling, smoking or meat eating, in general, I am all about those BBQ quotes!

I also LOVE a good dad joke (although I just call them jokes). I love a bad one even more. Please feel free to comment below with any you may have. (the cheesier they are the better!) 

In no particular order, here are my favorite barbecue quotes.
 I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

The Best BBQ Quotes I've Ever Heard!

In the mountains, they say 'there are no friends on a powder day'. However, when it comes to barbecue I couldn't believe in anything more opposite.

There is nothing more satisfying than sharing your creations with the people who are closest to you.

As humans, feeding ourselves is a necessity of life.. and cooking over fire is one of the most primal ways of doing so. Cooking this way takes us back to our roots.

As men cooking on a BBQ is more than just a necessity of life.. its a lifestyle.

Anyone can cook a meal on a BBQ for themselves. It might not be the best meal in the world but it will be a meal. However, if you learn how to BBQ right, you can cook the tastiest meals of your life everyday.

We all know that we can cook a steak in a pan on top of an oven. But how much better is that same steak when you are out in the elements, surrounded by people you love drinking a brewski or two?

There is something so satisfying about cooking outdoors, I feel it brings us back to our most basic and primal form.

​My dad loved having me around the BBQ when I was younger. The joy on his face when giving me a tender & juicy piece of brisket was something I will always remember.

Of course, as time went on my dad taught me to BBQ everything from a sausage to a pork butt. ​ He has taught me to feed not only myself but also my wife, kids and closest friends.

​Your barbecue cannot cook at its peak performance if you don't clean it. That is just a fact. I was recently at a friends house and he attempted to cook on his grill that has not been cooked for (I would guess) 3 or 4 years minimum.

To start with the thing was just stinking from the get-go, however, throughout the cook, he was having flare-ups and all sorts of nasty smells going on. I don't think I need to go into to much detail about the quality of the chicken and ribs he was trying to create.


However, I will tell you the grill treated us with about as much respect as my friend was giving the grill. Clean your damn grill and it will look after you by delivering great tasting food!

Life is all about balance. If something in your life is not quite right it will throw out the rest of your life. Food is one of the most important parts of this balance. Make sure you are always feeding yourself well from your BBQ!

What is it about standing around a hot flame cooking that we find so god damn satisfying?! Is it simply that we are just closet pyromaniacs? or is it deeper than that?

You will never be good at something without giving 110%. This is no different when it comes to BBQ-ing. If you fail once, take a step back and think about why it didn't work, then try again! You will achieve great BBQ sooner or later!

I bet if I told you how many times I had cooked barbecue that was errrr, just plain horrid you would laugh at me. However, I think that you can only get better and learn from your mistakes.

Making mistakes is normal. If that's in your day to day life, chef life or professional life. You can always improve and grow on your mistakes. Life is about improvement, growth and learning.

When you get together with your friends around the BBQ you don't always know exactly how the afternoon will pan out.. but im sure you all know that 9 times out of 10 there will be some action at one point. 

We all know that girls love a man that can cook.. and we all know a man who has been made into a husband because of his great cooking skills. Don't be mad at him, be impressed his BBQ skills could do something that his pick up lines never could.

This quote is for the women out there. If you are struggling to get your man to listen to you, bring up his BBQ. I guarantee you he will listen to anything you have to say after that.

Lets face it there is no better way to finish the day than having a couple of beers around the BBQ. What is a day without having the opportunity to reflect on your day and enjoy the delicious smells (and tastes) of BBQ? 

A wasted day.

Bonus Dad Jokes!

You really didn't think I was going to write a post like this without a few of my favourite dad jokes did you? In no particular order, my favourite lame one-liner dad jokes. It might be best if you youngsters don't look at these. 

  • Back in the day when they invented the shovel was a real ground-breaking invention.
  • In Italy what do they call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
  • What is sticky and brown? A brown stick.
  • My wife asked me why I play soccer. I said is not because I enjoy the sport. I’m really just in it for kicks.
  • My tour guide in Africa raised a good point mid safari. He said to me 'why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.'
  • I have a friend with a rubber toe.. guess what we call him. Roberto.
  • My kids asked me if I was alright the other day: I said "no, I’m half left.”
  • What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese.
  • Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
  • I went to the barber shop the other day and my kids asked me 'dad, did you get a haircut?' I said 'no I got them all cut.'

Final Laughs

There we have it. My favourite BBQ quotes, BBQ jokes and best of all cheesy dad jokes. I hope they have made your day that little bit better. 

Please feel free to comment below with your own bbq quotes, bbq jokes, dad jokes, knock-knock jokes or any other food or lame jokes related jokes.

I LOVE them!

Take care everyone,

Charlie

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Charlie

You will more often than not find me tinkering around in my backyard. I will have one hand tightly gripped around a can of beer and the other hand tightly gripped around my spatula. Not so long ago (almost 8 years now) I got obsessed with Grilling, smoking and BBQ-ing. I can't get enough of it.. and neither can my family!

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