I love funny BBQ quotes. It doesn’t matter if they are, motivational, corny, stupid, or just about the delicious food itself!
If it’s about barbecue, grilling, smoking, meat-eating or just food in general, Let me hear it! I can’t get enough funny BBQ quotes!
I also LOVE a good dad joke (although I just call them jokes). I love a bad one even more. Please feel free to comment below with any you may have (the cheesier they are the better!).
In no particular order, here are my favorite funny BBQ quotes. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
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May you always be surrounded by good friends and a better barbecue
In the mountains, they say ‘there are no friends on a powder day’. However, when it comes to barbecue I couldn’t believe in anything more opposite.
There is nothing more satisfying than sharing your creations with your close family and friends.
Barbecue is not merely a necessity of life, its life
As humans, feeding ourselves is a necessity of life.. and cooking over fire is one of the most primal ways of doing so. Cooking this way takes us back to our roots.
As men cooking on a BBQ or grill is more than just a necessity of life.. it’s a lifestyle.
Give a man barbecue, feed him for a day. Teach a man to barbecue and feed him for the summer
Anyone can cook a meal on a BBQ of the grill for themselves. It might not be the best meal in the world but it will be a meal.
However, if you learn how to BBQ right, you can cook the tastiest meals of your family and friends’ lives every day.
Real men don’t use a recipe
We all know that we can cook a steak in a pan on top of an oven. But how much better is that same steak when you are out in the elements, surrounded by people you love drinking a brewski or two?
There is something so satisfying about cooking outdoors, I feel it brings us back to our most basic and primal form.
Cooking and eating food outdoors makes it taste infinity better than the same meal prepared and consumed indoors
My dad loved having me around the BBQ when I was younger. The joy on his face when giving me a tender & juicy piece of brisket was something I will always remember.
Of course, as time went on my dad taught me to BBQ everything from sausage to a pork butt. He has taught me to feed not only myself but also my wife, kids and closest friends.
If we do not maintain the barbecue, the barbecue will not maintain us
Even the best gas smokers cannot cook at its peak performance if you don’t clean it. That is just a fact. I was recently at a friends house and he attempted to cook on his BBQ grill that has not been cooked for (I would guess) 3 or 4 years minimum.
To start with the BBQ was just stinking from the get-go, however, throughout the cook, the BBQ was having flare-ups and all sorts of nasty smells going on.
I will tell you the BBQ grill treated us with about as much respect as my friend was giving the grill. Clean your damn BBQ grill and it will look after you by delivering great tasting food!
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well if one has not barbecued well.
Life is all about balance. If something in your life is not quite right it will throw out the rest of your life. Food is one of the most important parts of this balance. Make sure you are always feeding your family and friends well from your BBQ or grill!
What is it about standing around a hot flame cooking that we find so god damn satisfying?! Is it simply that we are just closet pyromaniacs? or is it deeper than that?
No great barbecue was ever achieved without enthusiasm
You will never be good at something without giving 110%. This is no different when it comes to BBQ-ing. If you fail once, take a step back and think about why it didn’t work, then try again! You will achieve great BBQ sooner or later!
Good barbecue comes to experience, and experience well, that comes from poor barbecue
I bet if I told you how many times I had cooked barbecue that was error, just plain horrid you would laugh at me. However, I think that you can only get better and learn from your mistakes.
Making mistakes is normal. If that’s in your day-to-day life, chef life or professional life. You can always improve and grow on your mistakes. Life is about improvement, growth, and learning.
Action may not always bring barbecue, but there is no barbecue without action
When you get together with your friends around the BBQ you don’t always know exactly how the afternoon will pan out.. but I’m sure you all know that 9 times out of 10 there will be some action at one point.
Barbecue cannot be held responsible for people falling in love
We all know that girls love a man that can cook.. and we all know a man who has been made into a husband because of his great cooking skills. Don’t be mad at him, be impressed his BBQ skills could do something that his pick-up lines never could.
Talk to a man about his barbecue and he will listen for hours
This quote is for the women out there. If you are struggling to get your man to listen to you, bring up his BBQ. I guarantee you he will listen to anything you have to say after that.
The most wasted days of all is that in which we have not barbecued
Let’s face it there is no better way to finish the day than having a couple of beers around the BBQ.
What is a day without having the opportunity to reflect on your day and enjoy the delicious smells (and tastes) of BBQ?
A wasted day.
Bonus Dad Jokes
You really didn’t think I was going to write a post like this without a few of my favorite dad jokes, did you? In no particular order, my favorite lame one-liner dad jokes.
It might be best if you youngsters don’t look at these.
- Back in the day when they invented the shovel was a real ground-breaking invention.
- In Italy what do they call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
- What is sticky and brown? A brown stick.
- My wife asked me why I play soccer. I said is not because I enjoy the sport. I’m really just in it for kicks.
- My tour guide in Africa raised a good point mid safari. He said to me ‘why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.’
- I have a friend with a rubber toe.. guess what we call him. Roberto.
- My kids asked me if I was alright the other day: I said “no, I’m half left.”
- What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- I went to the barber shop the other day and my kids asked me ‘dad, did you get a haircut?’ I said ‘no I got them all cut.’
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There we have it. My favorite funny BBQ quotes, BBQ jokes, and best of all cheesy dad jokes. I hope they have made your day that little bit better.
Please feel free to comment below with your own funny bbq quotes, bbq jokes, dad jokes, knock-knock jokes, or any other food or lame jokes-related jokes.
I LOVE them!
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